House M.D.

Well, that's your fault, although you did get the rest of the X-men Evolution series.
You can get the House episodes when you come back.

I will, unless I get the missing box sets I need before then. Trip to the mall anyone?

I'm down. Though since I'm utterly useless I have to get someone to take me there.

Your more useful than I am. *sigh*

No, I'm not.

On a random side note there's a girl at my school that walks with a cane.

Oh is that so?

Yeah. except she's short and pudgy, like the epitome of a House imitator.

I mentioned to my mom that we should have a "Dress like a TV Character Day;" all I need is a cane.

Along with a pigmentation of the skin. Yay, MOnday is the 2 hour season premiere.

Gee, since we're going that far I might as well pick up a penis while I'm at it too.

Yay two hour premiere.

Well too late to do anything about it now.

Premier is today.

Thanks for the support.

Gay House, rapping House, flying House, psychologist House, cheating House, no Vicodin House, and apologizing House all in one episode.

You forgot about cake face house.

Oh, forgive me for forgetting that.

You are forgiven my child. *randomly blessed by a priest*

*looks at priest*

Oh my God it's House!

Well that set your blessing back ten years

Back on topic people!

Anybody see the episode of Family Guy where House guest starred? Lois' dad falls into a coma after having a heart attack and they take him to House.

Apparently it wasn't the first time Hugh Laurie guest-starred, which I didn't know.

It wasn't? Which was the first one?

Favorite qoute: "House. Road House. That too."

The first was in season 3, "One if by Clam, Two if by Sea". He voiced the bar patron.

Mine was:

Nurse: "Dr. House, if you want to save the patient you'll need this!" *hands House a rule book*
House: "Get...this...AWAY FROM ME!!!" *throws out window*
Peter: "But, Dr. House, if you don't have the rule book how are you going to follow- Ohhhh..."

Oh, you forgot the best one.
House: "Looks like he in a coma. Judging by the sound of your voice, I'll say he's the lucky one."

And:

*Punches* "Some patients fake being in a coma. Unless he's not, and if that's the case we won't know for some time."

This doesn't belong here, but I loved the cheeseburger helper.

That was also funny.

Hamburger helper glove: I'm sorry, he comes with me and this is how I take care of him. (paraphrased)
Peter: You are a good brother.