Due Date (Not a Chick Flick)!

Who seen this movie? Wasn't it one of the funniest things you ever seen?

Oh my god! I was laughing almost the whole time.
"Do you have any weed?" "Not for $9.99 an hour I don't."

"Can we wrap this up? I've got reservations at Chili's."
"You have reservations...at Chili's?"
"Actually that's pretty smart; it does get pretty busy on Wednesday nights."

I freakin love that movie!

"Hit the ditch!" *hits ditch with truck and everyone in the back goes flying.* "Are you okay?"

Ethan: "Peter...I've had your wallet this entire time."
Peter: "WHAT?"
Ethan: "I'm sorry! I just didn't want to travel alone."
*silence*
Peter: "It's fine. What's in the past is done, right?"
Ethan: "Yeah.."
*two minutes later*
Peter: "I'M GONNA KILL YOU!"

"I must say, for ashes, your father was pretty good." "Its cause *cries* he always drank coffee everyday."

"And in the end, he was enjoyed as coffee." *sniffs*

"Where were you?" "I was out getting us donuts and coffee for the road ahead. What did you think, I just left you here?" "Yes."

Peter: "What's that noise?"
Ethan: What?
*silence*
Peter: "Nevermind, it stopped."
*Ethan shrugs, noise starts again*

I cannot believe what the dog was doing. EW!

Right? And Ethan got all annoyed even when he didn't stop.

Yet Ethan continued.

Friggin' hypocrite.

I know one person I do not want to road rip with. Oh, and their dog. LOL

Especially if he's carrying his father's ashes around in a coffee can.

And is secretly holding onto my wallet and passport.

And we somehow end up at the Mexico border when we're supposed to be heading west.

Yeah that was crazy.

Yes, yes it was.