Luckily he's a Family Guy!

"Brian I don't think this is going to well. We spent and hour and a half in this house alone."

"We still have to do this entire block."

*sirens off in the distance*

"oh, we're at the wrong house," -stewie

Stewie: ... *cuts off elf's arm*

"Are you santa?"
"Yes?"
"I am going to kill you!"
"God! Please do!"

"Well that just ruins the whole sport of it."

"The elves only go outside to die"

Lol elves in-breeding. Wth, that's the second time tonight I've mentioned in-breeding.

The second time you mentioned it?

Yeah. The first time was in the Scooby-Doo thread.

That right. I think you should go to bed and start the night over.

Probably. Something is obviously wrong with me.

Yeah. There is also something wrong with Peter. The Surfing Bird song is super annoying.

Peter is unnaturally stupid most of the time. And yes it is.

He needs to be punched in the face.

Yes he does.

Meg: "You love me. You love me, and youuu know it."
Peter: "Ah, ah, mouth young lady!"

"Everyone knows pterodactyls can't stand the screech of a bass guitar!"

Obviously, that's common knowledge.

Yes since they are everywhere and can be easily researched.

"How dare you Lois! I am trying to have sex with you, and all your thinking about is Chris!"

That was a crazy episode. Although I don't think that exactly what was said Demyx.

"Holy rip he a crapple."

Yes it was. It was close Demyx.

Very. What other quotes are there?

I watched the one where Stewie takes steroids. I like the part where Chris is doing that dance like in Silence of the Lambs, then Peter busts in without knocking.

"Hey Chris did you sit on something? GaaaaaaaahhhhHHHHHHHUAHUAHUAHA!!" *runs off*